Susie Cooks

Traditional British home cooking: classic dishes, cheap dinners, egg tricks

UK home cooks who like traditional British comfort food and cheap family dinners (£5 meals). Older or nostalgic viewers are inferred from the nan persona and the British dishes; the closing asks viewers for their county. No audience statistics.

• Realistic avatar
• A photorealistic older woman with grey wavy hair in a loose updo, wearing a floral apron over a dark cardigan, shown waist-up in a bright cottage-style kitchen. She points at the dish, raises a finger or presents the plate, with a calm, slightly knowing smile.

About 10–12 min recipe video in a nan's voice: a direct-address hook about a common mistake, seven numbered old-fashioned tricks, backstory asides, a comment request (your county), a teaser for the next dish and a cookbook link in the description.

• Egg dishes: poached, scrambled, fried, omelettes
• Roast dinner: chicken, potatoes, Yorkshire puddings
• £5 family dinners: sausage casserole, toad in the hole, shepherd's pie
• Traditional bakes and preserves: crumble, Scotch pies, jam
• Mash, meatloaf and comfort sides

• Most People Make [Omelets] Wrong — Try This Trick for a Perfect [Omelet]
• The BEST [Roast Potatoes] You'll Ever Make (The Old British Way)
• The £5 [Sausage Casserole] That Feeds a Family of Four
• Most People Are [Poaching Eggs] Wrong! Try These Old British Tricks for the Perfect [Poach]
• The EASIEST [Shepherd's Pie] Recipe You Will Ever Make

The same older woman in a floral apron, pointing at, presenting or raising a finger beside a large glossy dish in a cosy kitchen; a red-boxed white block caption (BRITISH TRICK in 5 of 10, FEEDS 4 FOR £5, UNDER £5) and a red arrow to the food in 8 of 10.

• Three repeatable title formulas cover all 15 uploads: 'Most People Make X Wrong' (8), 'The BEST/EASIEST X Ever' (5) and £5 dinners (2)
• One thumbnail template: red-boxed caption (BRITISH TRICK in 5 of 10), a red arrow in 8 of 10, and a pointing or raised-finger pose in 8 of 10
• A fully built persona: 'Nan Susie', with a terraced-house-up-north backstory and a warm 'love' voice in the about text, descriptions and captions
• Everyday staples lead: the top 4 of 15 videos are poached eggs (1,762 views), roast potatoes (1,200), scrambled eggs (1,098) and roast chicken (808)
• Steady output: 15 uploads between Sep 8 and Oct 13, about 3 a week, each 8–14 min